Scramble Star Spangled Spats
What do you get if you cross Chuck Norris' beard hair, Tom Lawlor's walkouts and Don Frye's used towels? Well, you'd probably get something awesome but we can only theorize because 11 men died trying to procure Chuck Norris beard hair for us. But when you substitute the beard hair for something more tangible like unicorn tears, you get THESE AMAZING USA SPATS! These bad boys will make your buttocks more clenchier, your legs several times quaddier, and your opponents minds officially blown. The kind of blown you don't even get in Vegas.
- athletic cut
- improved stitching
- improved waistband housing internal drawstring